Drink More Wassail

Even though holidays are officially over, the holiday spirit does not have to be! Celebrate the New Year with Wassail, a traditional hot mulled cider drank during the holidays to ensure a good harvest and promote happiness. Read more about it later. Here is a great Wassail recipe:

Ingredients:

• 8 cinnamon sticks
• 14 whole cloves
• 2 quarts apple cider
• 2 cups orange juice
• 1 cup pineapple juice
• dash of cinnamon powder
• dash of nutmeg powder

Preparation:

In a large pot, combine all ingredients and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium low and continue to simmer for at least one hour, depending on how flavorful you want it. Keeping the wassail simmering will intensify the cinnamon and clove in the drink. 

Enjoy this wonderfully wintery, warm wassail! 

Happy Holidays! 

Did you know?

Ever heard the holiday song, "Here we come a-wassailing"? If not, familiarize yourself with the culture of olde England and click here. Traditionally, there were two types of wassailing. The first, House-Visiting wassail, was a group of carolers traveling door to door singing songs of joy and prosperity. The second, Orchard-Visiting wassail, was a group of people visiting orchards to recite incantations and sing to the trees for a good harvest season. Wassail was consumed during both events. Some examples of songs they would sing are:

"Wassaile the trees, that they may beare / You many a Plum and many a Peare: / For more or lesse fruits they will bring, / As you do give them Wassailing.”

“Here's to thee, old apple tree, That blooms well, bears well. Hats full, caps full, Three bushel bags full, An' all under one tree. Hurrah! Hurrah!”

"Apple tree, apple tree, we all come to wassail thee, Bear this year and next year to bloom and to blow, Hat fulls, cap fulls, three cornered sack fills, Hip, Hip, Hip, hurrah, Holler biys, holler hurrah."

May this New Year bring success and happiness! 

Black Eyed Pea Hummus, Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! As is tradition, black-eyed peas are served to bring good fortune, prosperity, and all those nice things we like say we are going to resolve to do but never make it through the whole year. Pork products are usually used to garnish or marinate, but seeing as this is a vegan blog, I thought it best to refrain from the meat and meat substitutes. Try this awesome hummus made from black eyed peas instead of chick peas!

Ingredients:

• 3 cups cooked black-eyed peas                 ($0.46)
• 4 tsp. minced garlic                                    ($0.32)
• 6 tbsp. fresh squeezed lemon juice            ($0.12)
• 2 tsp. salt                                                        
• 2 tbsp. olive oil                                               
• 1 tsp. garlic powder
• 1 tsp. onion powder
• 4 tbsp. tahini                                               ($0.95)

Preparation:

Soak the black-eyed peas for at least 6 hours, or overnight. Drain and place them in a large sauce pot filled with water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium low and simmer for 90 minutes. Drain them thoroughly. Add them to a blender or food processor. Add the garlic, lemon juice, salt, olive oil, garlic powder, onion powder, and tahini and blend until very smooth. Once it is smooth, blend it again until it is very, very smooth. The hummus should be very smooth. Place in a serving bowl and garnish paprika and a drizzle of olive oil. You can use canned black-eyed peas for quicker preparation. I made a salad to go with the hummus. Baby spinach leaves, diced yellow peppers, and chunks of Daiya havarti cheese with an aged balsamic vinaigrette dressing. 

Save the water from draining the beans
It can be used as a broth or a base for a soup or stew!
It contains some leftover nutrition from boiling the beans

I got new adjustable measuring spoons for christmas!
They are a great, space saving tool for my tiny 500 sq-ft apartment

An easy way to prevent lemon seeds from getting into your food
is to slice a lemon and hold it up to the light
You can use a knife to poke the seeds out

Tahini is the heart behind hummus
It gives it the creamy texture and smooth flavor
It also combines nicely with other flavors like garlic

Blend all ingredients until very smooth
THE HUMMUS SHOULD BE SMOOTH

The olive oil will keep the top from getting too dry and crusty

The sweetness of the yellow peppers contrasts nicely
with the tartness of the vinaigrette and sharpness of the havarti cheese

I hope the New Year is filled with joy and success and plenty of great vegan meals! 

New England "Clam" Chowder

This blog post has been a long time coming. I made this for the first time back in October and am just now posting it. Why? Procrastination. It's a bitch. Anyway, I am here to present to you...Vegan Clam Chowder! Another incredible recipe from the Post Punk Kitchen, Isa nails it! She calls hers the New England Glam Chowder, which is super fitting for her post punk theme. The first time I made it, I let it simmer for too long and it turned out super thick but still delicious. The second time, it was the proper consistency and tasted EXACTLY like clam chowder. Like, for real. The salt and brine of the Atlantic Ocean was in every spoonful. YET NO ANIMAL CRUELTY!!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup cashews (soaked min. 2 hours)       $2.12
• 2 cups vegetable broth                              $0.24
• 4 tsp. corn starch                                      $0.05
• 1 tbsp. olive oil                                             -
• 1 large yellow onion, diced                        $0.19
• 3 carrots, peeled and chopped                 $0.12
• 3 stalks of celery, chopped                       $.012
• 4 oz. shiitake mushrooms, sliced              $0.99
• 8 oz. button mushrooms, sliced                $0.99
• 2 russet potatoes, peeled and chopped   $0.32
• 1 tsp. salt                                                      -
• 2 nori sheets, finely chopped                    $0.75
• 3 cups vegetable broth                             $0.36
• 2 tbsp. tomato paste                                $0.24
• 2 tbsp. lemon juice                                   $0.12

Preparation:

Saute the carrots and onions in a large soup pot in olive oil until tender. Add the mushrooms and celery. Cook until tender, but do not overcook; the mushrooms take the place of the clam parts so it is best if they are still a bit chewy. Add the potatoes, nori, salt, and 3 cups vegetable broth and cover. Bring to a boil and reduce heat to low. Cook for 10-15 minutes or until the potatoes are tender. Drain the cashews and add to a blender. Add 2 cups of vegetable broth and corn starch. Blend until smooth. This may take a little time; the sauce must be very smooth or the soup will have tiny little cashew pieces and taste gritty. Slowly add the cashew cream sauce and gently simmer for about 7 minutes; it should start to thicken. When it has reached desired consistency, add the tomato paste and lemon juice. It is now ready to swerve! I mean, serve. Garnish with crumbled saltine crackers for a nice little crunch!

There is a lot of chopping going on in this recipe
A food processor will ease your wrist and the prep time

Soaked cashews are the secret ingredient
When soaked and blended, they add a creaminess to any recipe

You can use this base recipe for cashew cream
in the place of dairy for soups, sauces, and more!

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS. I only took the lid off
and took a picture because I wanted to reiterate
how important it is for the cream to be SMOOTH
The extra time in the blender will yield a nice, creamy sauce

Using a large soup pot to sauté things will save you extra dishes to wash

The celery adds a nice, earthy flavor to the chowder and the
mushrooms imitate the clamminess of actual clams

This blend of sautéed veggies will make your kitchen smell great
I like to add extra salt at this point so it soaks into the veggies

Chop the potatoes into ¼" cubes so they soften
easily without turning into mush
Too large and they will be crunchy; too small and mush

The nori will add the taste of the sea!
If you are prone to a more mild flavor, leave the nori out or
only add half of a sheet

This is also a great vegetable soup recipe. Stop here and leave out
the cashew cream and this soup still tastes incredible!

The tomato paste will bind all of the flavors together and
adds a deep, richness to the broth

This time I simmered for too long and everything got overcooked
It still turned out great; it was more like a thick stew
The potatoes were mush and the mushrooms lost their chewiness

This time was perfect! An incredible recipe for all occasions!

I like to make big batches and store them for through out the week
If your blender is big enough, you can make both batches of
the cashew cream at once; if not, make two separate batches
I learned the hard way and had an overflowing stream of
cashew cream mess to clean up

There you have it. Vegan Clam Chowder. I have a sneaking suspicion that if this were to be served to an omnivore, they would not be able to tell it was vegan! It is that convincing. Make it for your friends and try to deceive them!!

Popcorn

"Popcorn?", you may say. Yes. I am indeed writing a blog post about how to make stovetop popcorn! Why? Because most people do not know how! Thanks to my dad and our movie nights growing up, I have always known how to use a pan, some oil, and the stove to pop up some of the most delicious corn you have ever tasted in your life. "But I can just go to the store and get a microwavable bag! It is much easier!", you may say. No. Surprisingly, it is literally the same amount of time and effort to pop your own popcorn than it is to buy the overpriced, mostly non-vegan, store-bought bags. 

Ingredients:

• ⅓ cup popcorn kernels
• 2 tbsp. oil of your choice

Here's what you do:

Heat the oil on medium heat with 3 kernels, covered. Why 3? I have zero idea. Just do it. When the first kernel pops, pour the rest of the kernels in and place the lid on again. Swirl the pan around the stove to keep the kernels and oil moving to prevent them sticking to the bottom of the pot. The popcorn will pop. And pop. And pop. Wait one minute and remove from heat. Trust me. You want all of the popping to be stopped. If a single kernel pops when you have the lid off most of the fluffy, light, airy popcorn will be strewn across your kitchen floor. Now you can take the lid off of the pot and serve with your favorite topping! Just plain old salt is amazing on it. Nutritional yeast also makes a great, savory, cheesy flavor. Why does this work? Huh. All I know is the concept behind this method is that when a random 3 kernels are heated and one of the kernels pops, the oil is at the perfect temperature and the popcorn will not turn out overcooked or burnt. 

Ever get tired of plain, salted, or buttery popcorn? The nutritional yeast from earlier is a miracle worker. Not only does it contain essential minerals and protein, it tastes like cheesy popcorn! I would place the flavor very close to cheddar. 

Here are a few interesting toppings for your popcorn to keep things from getting boring.

Ranch Style

• ¼ tsp. onion powder
• ¼ tsp. dried dill weed
• ⅛ tsp. garlic powder
• ⅛ tsp. sea salt
• ⅛ tsp. black pepper
• ⅛ tsp. vegetable oil

Mix this all together for a garden fresh, salty snack!

Sweet Chili

• 3 tbsp. confectioners' sugar
• ½ cinnamon powder
• 1 tbsp. chili powder
• ¼ tsp. sea salt
• ¼ tsp. cayenne powder
• 1½ tbsp. paprika

Mix this all together for a kick-in-the-mouth sweet and savory flavor!

Here is a link to so many great vegan popcorn toppings from Yummly.

This is my favorite combination for a topping
Buttery, salty goodness!

Three. Juuuuuuust three

Be sure to cover it, obviously, or there will be a poppy mess

Srsly tho. Make your own popcorn! Save all the money!

Pop! POP! pOp! PoP! pOP! POp!

Potato Latkes with Cranberry Applesauce

Just in time to miss Thanksgivukkah, these latkes are still crunchily delicious! I had intended to get this recipe out before Thanksgiving, but the holiday season is like the riptide currents in the Pacific Ocean; I was being torn every which way and had zero time to post any blogs. Now that life is seeming to calm before the storm of Christmas, I hope to regularly post to the blog again.

This cranberry applesauce is actually useful all fall! It combines traditional fall spices with the tartness of cranberries and green apples that can be served warm or chilled!

Ingredients:

• 2 cups fresh cranberries         ($0.89)
• ½ tsp. ground cinnamon             -
• ½ tsp. ground nutmeg                -
• ¼ cup brown sugar                ($0.23)
• ½ cup sweet red wine            ($1.25)
• 4 green apples                       ($2.76)

Combine the cranberries, cinnamon, nutmeg, brown sugar, and wine in a medium sauce pan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low and simmer for 20 minutes. Core, peel, and slice the apples into bite sized chunks. Add the apples, cover, and simmer an additional 20 minutes. Remove from heat, let cool and SERVE!

Red wine brings out the subtle sweetness of the cranberries

I left the skins on the apples the first time but the final
consistency was a bit too chewy

Cook away! The lid is important to keep the steam
inside the pan so it does not dry out

Deliciously sweet and tart cranberry applesauce!

Fried potatoes are basically all you ever crave in life. These potato latkes take a small amount of extra preparation, but are ever so worth it! 

Ingredients:

• 2 large onions, diced          ($0.24)
• 1 unit egg replacer                  -
• 2 tbsp. whole wheat flour       -
• 1¼ tsp. sea salt                      -
• 1 tsp. baking powder             -
• 2 lbs. potatoes                    ($1.27)
• Vegetable oil for frying        ($0.98)

Grate the potatoes. Place them in the center of a thin cloth like a cheesecloth and wring out the liquid over a bowl. Dice the onions and add the potatoes and onions to a mixing bowl. Pour out the liquid from the potatoes until only the starch remains. Scrape the starch into the mixing bowl. In a separate bowl, mix together the egg replacement, flour, sea salt, and baking powder. Stir until fully incorporated. Add this mixture to the potatoes and onions. Stir well. Heat about 4 inches of oil to 375°F, or slightly above medium heat. Take a handfuls of the mixture and flatten them into 2 inch wide circles. Drop them in the oil with a slotted spatula 3 at a time. If you place too many in the oil, the temperature will drop and the latkes will not cook correctly. Fry until they are golden brown. Place aside to cool on a paper towel. Top with the cranberry applesauce and a dollop of vegan sour cream and you have an instant Thanksgivukkah feast! 

A food processor with a grater attachment is
a much quicker way to grate them
I live in the stone age and hand grated all the potatoes

I also hand diced all the onions
If one of my lovely readers is ever so kind enough
to buy me a food processor I will dedicate a week of my time to
cook for them

This may be the hardest step in the recipe
Keep moving the potatoes around to get the most liquid out

Red skin potatoes will turn your cloth pink
JUST A FAIR WARINING: it does not come out

Eww...delicious starch!

The Batter
My proportions were wrong because I used EnerG egg replacer
If the mixture is too liquidy, add more flour and baking powder
LIQUIDY: (adj.) - the state of being more liquidy than desirable

I have said this before and I will say it again:
DO NOT LET THE CRISPIES THAT FLOAT AROUND
STAY IN THE PAN OR THEY WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE!

What a nice hipster pic taken with ôggl by Hipstamatic
Jimmy lens with Blanko Noir film for those that care

Seriously though. Make these latkes even if Thanksgiving was last week and you still have 3 half-eaten casseroles in the fridge! It is definitely still fall until December 21st and definitely still the season for fall foods!